Brandon & Leah
Song: Life Happens
My working bucket list:
milk a cow
wrastle an aldergator
perform in a subway
deliver a baby
full ironman (or 70.3)
learn to play the ukele
Ukele. Hence the song choice. Also because i'm a reality tv junky and brandon is bruce jenner's son. You know. KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS. I find kim kardashian annoying but i enjoy watching their family as a whole. And their fabulous life.
Life happens. Work happens.
I just got back from a crazy trip to paris. I haven't decided yet if i liked it there or not. The buildings are AMAZE! But the amount of chinse tour groups that overwhelmed the city really took away from what could have been a great experience. I know I know. I'm chinese! I don't know what else to say. If I could say something to those chinese people it would be that i think they talk too loud (I know I know ... i talk loud too) and that they smell bad/weird. Confucious say you need to take a FULL head-to-toe shower EVERYDAY. And do not re-wear your clothes without washing them with detergent. Do not line dry either. Use a real dryer and add some bounce sheets. Xie xie.
*photo courtesy of amazon.com*
2 months ago

1 comment:
Haha you're hilarious.
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