Oh Really?: ANTM

This show is going DOWN! I think everyone by now can tell that it's all rigged and the evil wannabe Oprah Tyra pretty much already decides from the the beginning who she wants to be the winner. Even the reviewers of the show are starting to point that out. It's annoying yet funny how she makes modeling out to be so dramatic, as if it is literally life or death. I barely ever agree on her critiques of the photos and even more so for who they ultimately choose to win.


Cycle 1:

I wanted Elyse to win. The judges had a problem with the fact that she was smart and proud of it. I read her blog religiously because she uses a lot of big words. She probably is by far the most successful of the models who have graduated from the show. She's popular in Asia.



But Adrianne winning wasn't so bad.



Cycle 2:

So I actually agreed with this pick. Yoanna took amazing photos!




Cycle 3:

I did not really want Eva to win. The judges are always criticizing girls for having attitudes and sarcasm yet they didn't mind that Eva was super opinionated and obnoxious.

I preferred Yaya's sweetness and poetry-like speech to anything Eva.


Cycle 4:

Naima was definitely the shoe in for the winner since no one else was all that pretty or interesting.

Cycle 5:

I don't think I even watched this season because all the models Tyra chose were completely BLAH. Which means the winner is also blah. Oh yeah, her name is Nicole.

Cycle 6:

So I thought that the judges wanted a model who could communicate well and that it was an important factor. Guess not if they picked Danielle to win. Having to watch her CoverGirl commercials was kinda painful.

I don't remember much about this season but if I were to pick, I would probably have chosen Mollie Sue, who by the is also one of the few models who is doing well after ANTM.



Cycle 7:

I was rooting for Caridee all the way!


Melrose didn't deserve to make it to the final two, but I guess her wicked ways made for good television.


Cycle 8:

The winner should have been Renee hands down. I couldn't believe the judges made such a big deal about how she looked old. It's not like any of their models get any real stardom post-ANTM anyhow. The judges are retarded.

If not Renee, then Natasha should have won. She had such good photos!

But of course, Jaslene had to win. *BARF* This is the part where the show becomes rigged to get approval from the Hispanic viewers. Every time her Covergirl commercial comes on, I cringe and my whole body starts twitching. Her voice is an assualt on the eardrums.


Cycle 9:

Jenah definitely should have won. Even Tyra said her photos rivaled those of today's supermodels. But no. Evil Tyra did not like her personality, because afterall, this is a personality contest, not a modeling contest right? Well, at least Jenah was herself in front of the judges, unlike some of the other girls.

Saleisha took part in Tyra's T-zone camp which I guess teaches little girls to model. Whatev's ... so word on the net is that Tyra chose Saleisha to win because of that main reason. If a veteran of the T-zone camp can become a winner, guess how many innocent and naive little girls will want to enroll in camp T-zone in the future. She was one of the girls who acted sweet and angelic in front of the judges but turned into a little snot once back at the house.

Even with all the scandal, I will be watching the next season because I am addicted to it. Till next time folks! It's time for me to go practice my "fierce" look.